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Funny One-Liners On Life Life is a terminal disease Take my advice Im not using it A clean house is a sign of a misspent life Dont trust atoms they make up everything If you fall Ill be there Floor Where theres a will there are five hundred relatives Always be sincere even if you dont mean it.

. Family is like that annoying itch you cant scratch Anonymous 4. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water Unknown 2. Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese Billie Burke 3.

Its a crazy life that you live at twice the normal speed. Youll have to use the stairs one step at a time Joe Girard 2. I walk around like everythings fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is sliding off Anonymous You dont know what people are really dealing with when they seem all.

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Im sick of following my dreams man. Milne Winnie the Pooh 3. Funny Quotes 1.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. You lose your shoe at midnight youre drunk 3To be old and wise you need to first be young and stupid 4To succeed in life you need three things. Like I said I DONT PLAY GAMES I WIN THEM.

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts Wayne Huizenga 3. Thank you for your patience 3. Karon Waddell 3 Lead us not into temptation.

Just tell us where it is. People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day AA. Happiness is not the absence of problems its the ability to deal with them.

In my family crazy doesnt skip a generation Anonymous 2. If youre having a bad day or even a good one here are some of the best quotes that show just how funny some peoples outlooks on life are. Sam Levenson 1 Do not argue with an idiot.

Life gives people lemons a lot of the time. Better a rough start than no start at all unless youre cutting someones hair. Cathy Guisewite on Making the Most of What Youre Given.

When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye. You never get out of it alive Elbert Hubbard 2Life is not a fairy tale. Life is funny when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.

Charli XCX I could have tripled my money if Id stayed. Humor Quotes About Life - 14 images - you re my other half my best friend and the best daughter a mother please hug me pictures photos and images for facebook tumblr quotes life cats make great sailors 26 photos click here the ocean voyagerthe. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Mark Twain 2.

How pathetic it is to play victim to the shit you created. Jake LaMotta My family is average. A wishbone a backbone and a funny bone Reba McEntire 5Be perfect.

But I was just tired of the touring. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do. How I got away with it I dont know.

This is the war. Every tattoo is temporary because were all slowly dying Unknown 5. One step from bieng fired breaking the camels back comes to mind unless you can sell ice to the Eskimos or sand in the desert to dig you out of the hole.

Sleep is more precious than diamonds to some. This quote reminds us to let lifes obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later Mitch Hedberg 2.

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1Do not take life too seriously. Our sanity might be debatable but our bond is unbreakable Anonymous 5. Home is wherever my bunch of crazies is Anonymous 6.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here. Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is Jeffrey Gitomer 4. Funny Quotes About Life 1.

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